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Wochenenderkenntnisse Nr. 3 « Machtwort
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Wochenenderkenntnisse Nr. 3

Dieses Wochenende gibt es wieder einige wirre Erkenntnisse aus meinem, nicht weniger wirren, Kopf:

  • Wenn ein Krokodil einmal im Jahr ein Zebra isst und dann bis zu einem Jahr warten kann, bis es erneut isst, gibt es im statistischen Mittel jeden Tag Zebra. Ziemlich Öde.
  • Kappa-Trikots sind wesentlich nippelfeindlicher als solche von Nike.
  • Raclette ist nach grillen die zweitbeste Art der Nahrungszubereitung (jedenfalls für Menschen. Bei Krokodilen mag das anders aussehen).
  • Kinesiotapes am Fuß helfen maximal am Fuß, keinesfalls am Knie. Auch nicht, wenn sie vom absoluten Fachmann angebracht werden.
  • Eine Premiere-Abo, dass nur die Bundesliga einschließt ist diese Saison irgendwie witzlos. Ein Sonderkündigungsrecht räumt Premiere trotzdem nicht ein.
  • „Wetten, dass?!“ ist wie eine Live-Übertragung aus dem Irrenhaus und damit keine Alternative.
  • IKEA-Bilderrahmen haben bei mir eine kürzere Lebenserwartung als Halbtagsfliegen.
  • Supermärkte haben Sonntags geschlossen.

2 Reaktionen auf „Wochenenderkenntnisse Nr. 3“

  1. Das mit dem Zebra musst du in anderer »Granularität« sehen (gell blambar?). Wenn man ein Zebra in seine Einzelbestandteile zerlegt, so kann man zu dem Schluss kommen, ein Krokodil wäre glücklich: einen Tag Fell, einen Haut, einen schwarze Streifen, einen weiße, einen Magen, einen Mageninhalt…das ist spannender als das menschliche »nur-wurst-und-käse-auf-brot-essen«…

  2. Based on my observation, after a the foreclosure home is bought at a sale, it is common with the borrower in order to still have a remaining
    balance on the personal loan. There are many
    loan providers who aim to have all rates and liens cleared by the subsequent buyer.
    Having said that, depending on selected programs, laws, and state legal guidelines there may be quite a few loans that are not easily solved through the shift of financial products.

    Therefore, the responsibility still falls on the
    debtor that has got his or her property foreclosed on.
    Many thanks for sharing your thinking on this website.

Sag es!