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Schweinegrippe euch selbst!

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Soso, da draußen tobt wieder eine Pandemie. Alle Medien sind voll mit dem erneuten Ende der Menschheit. Sogar Nostradamus sagte im Jahre 1546 voraus, dass – wenn alle anderen seiner Voraussagen ereignislos vertreichen sollten – die Schweine die Rasse sein würde, die Herr über uns würde.

Das Ende steht also bevor und wie sterben eh alle. Was zur Hölle soll ich nun machen, bis in frühestens drei Monaten ein Impfstoff bereit steht? Ich werde zukünftig alle Schweine vor dem Verzehr abkochen und auf den Konsum roher Schweine verzichten, um diese drei Monate noch zu überstehen.

P.S.: Wer mich anniest, wird geschlachtet und ich habe leider kein Foto von einem Schwein, also muss die Baulampe noch mal herhalten.

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