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Sehenswürdigkeit von Bremen. « Machtwort
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Sehenswürdigkeit von Bremen.

vonbremen

Gerne wird man von Auswertigen mal gefragt: „Was muss man in Bremen gesehen haben?“ Eine einfache Antwort: Scheiß auf Roland und Stadtmusikanten! Mademoiselle von Bremen sollte man aber unbedingt mal erlebt haben.

Warum?

  • Sie trägt Bart.
  • Sie spricht im Eiscafe aus, was man denkt: „Ey, das Spargeleis sieht aus wie Albino Hundekacke“ um es sich anschließend ins Dekoltee zu kippen.
  • Sie lacht lauthals Security-Mitarbeiter aus, die sich davon offensichtlich stark angegriffen fühlen.
  • Sie schaut in der Drogerie nicht, ob ein Creme-Spender geschlossen ist bevor sie ihn schüttelt. Ergebnis: Creme gesellt sich zu den Eisflecken und verteilt sich ansonsten gleichmäßig in der Drogerie.
  • Sie kauft ein halbes Kilo Krupuk, weigert sich aber krampfhaft, diese in der Öffentlichkeit zu essen.
  • Sie unterstützt merkwürdige Ernährungspläne.
  • Sie lässt sich von einer Rolltreppe nicht die Richtung vorgeben.
  • Sie schaut gute Filme.
  • Sie scheuert einem auch mal gerne um hinterher noch mal nachzufragen, was man genau gesagt habe.

Ach ja: und das ganze an einem einzigen Abend. Vielen Dank für die großartige Unterhaltung und alles Gute zum heutigen Geburtstag.

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